1. C://dos
   C://dos.run
   run.dos.run
2. I Never Finish Anyth
3. Obey gravity, It’s the law!
4. There’s no place like 127.0.0.1
5. Resistance is futile (if<1 ohm)
6. if YOUTUBE MYSPACE i’ll GOOGLE your YAHOO
7. roses are #FF0000
   violets are #0000FF
   all my base
   are belong to you
8. A thousand words are worth a picture, and they load a heck of a lot faster.
9. There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
10. 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d
11. I’m not anti-social; I’m just not user friendly.
12. I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
13. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
14. Who is General Failure and why is he reading my disk?
15. Who needs friends? My PC is user friendly.
16. You know it’s love when you memorize his IP number to skip DNS overhead.
17. Whoa! I can submit my prayers via html based forms!
18. Without geometry, life is pointless.
19. Insanity is repeating the same mistakes over and over again expecting different results.
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20. A Life? Cool! Where can I download one of those?

From: www.ThinkGeek.com and www.boardofwisdom.com